{"product_id":"silktopanda","title":"Silk to Panda by Alan Wong - Trick","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"mms_prod_desc\"\u003eAlan Wong's newest silk to animal series where you magically change a black and white striped silk into a cartoon Panda!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYou receive a large 30cm square black and white striped quality pure silk, a gimmicked toy Panda 6 cm tall and a matching un-gimmicked squeaky toy Panda that can be used for examination and to play with, while you tell all the funny Panda jokes!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhat goes black, white, black, white, black, white?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA: A panda rolling down a hill.  \u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhat's black and white and red all over?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA: A sunburnt panda.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhy do pandas like old movies?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA: Because they're in black and white. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003cb\u003eWhat do you call a bear that jumps but never lands?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA: Peter Panda.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhat's black and white and as hard as a rock?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA: A panda that's fallen in cement.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhat's black and white and goes round and round?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA: A panda stuck in a revolving door. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhat's invisible and smells like bamboo?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA: Panda farts. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhat goes white black white black white black red?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA: A panda that falls from a cliff. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis one is my favorite: \u003cbr\u003eI love Pandas, they're so chill. They're like \"dude, racism is stupid. I'm White, Black, and Asian.\"\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Murphy's Magic Supplies, Inc.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42254268071991,"sku":"69010","price":21.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0628\/4666\/4759\/files\/69010-full.png?v=1780348087","url":"https:\/\/cindersmoke.ca\/products\/silktopanda","provider":"CINDER \u0026 SMOKE MAGIC SHOP","version":"1.0","type":"link"}